Monday, May 24, 2010

Hoping it's not too much to hope for.....

I think it's possible that Jack Ass might be looking for a couch in his parents basement soon. Work with me here (foreshadowing use of the term work, lol).

(Briefly, my daughter Genea was adopted by us from a disrupted adoption. The "father" of that family, now divorced, has moved in across the street from my house. We got an Order of Protection against him saying his living there was emotional child abuse. Here are a few posts for more detailed background of the hell we have dealt with in this situation. The day I found out, and what happened next, then going to court.       . BTW, I swear we don't have stuff like this going on in our lives normally! We like boring!)


When Skank and Jack met, he was employed at a decent job. Jack was fired however, because Skank called him so often to come and take care of her kids. She would be "sick", and as he said, someone had to help her and take care of those kids. So, he lost his job because he called off so often to take care of Skank's kids.

I'm thinking he got unemployment. I'm thinking it was probably for 6 months and now it is done. He is certainly not working because he is never gone from that house unless for short cigarette runs.

Now, no self respecting skank is going to let some able bodied man live off of her disability payments. Right? I mean, won't the other skanks kick her out of the club for that sort of thing? Take away her tanning card and hair spray?

I have been getting inklings that Jack is trying to get some clarification on our Order of Protection. The judge sent us a letter in one instance, and a phone call came in to me from a trusted source in another. I initially thought he was trying to get the term "child abuse" off of his record. I suspected he was getting jacked up (lol!) for jobs because of it showing on a background check. This would have been good news because of the above. If Jack can't find a job he is totally useless to Skank. Right?

Then, one day The Husband happened to get ticked off at the sight of Jack in his front yard. He may have elevated his voice and become highly insistent that Jack get his ass back inside that house. Jack did, but Skank came out to talk to The Husband. Defensive at first, she quickly and quietly asked The Husband to call her because she was getting worried. Worried that there was more to the story than she was getting. Worried about her children being around Jack if there was more that she did not know.

Hmmmm, I said to myself. The Husband wanted to be polite and call her like she asked, though he would just repeat what he told her at the time which was, this doesn't involve you Skank, and he was not going to discuss it with her, but there were things that had happened and Jack knows what they are. I told him, first of all, let this fester. Let her imagination run. In addition, I think she has Borderline Personality Disorder and there is one thing I have learned about that one, which is NEVER FEED THE BEAST!

*warning, massive use of profanity ahead. Scroll to the next asterik if you want to avoid it*

Sure enough, a few days later Skank called The Husband saying..... why haven't you called me, you said you had to tell me something! Once again, he wanted to be polite and call her back to which I said.....

FUCK NO! YOU are not going to call THAT SKANKENHO back and tell her ANYTHING that fucking bitch KNoW's who Jack is to Genea and LET that piss breath move into her house ANYWAY and NO IT IS NOT MY FUCKING RESPONSIBLITY TO MAKE THAT SEPTIC TANK SCUM LICKER FEEL BETTER ABOUT HER BLOODY DECISIONS! SHE GOT HER SCABBY DRUG SICK SELF INVOLVED WITH THAT SLIMDICK FUCKTARD MORON NOW SHE CAN SIT OVER THERE AND WONDER WHAT THE FUCK HE MIGHT HAVE DONE IT IS NOT! MY! PROBLEM! THE ONLY THING WE OWE HER IS TO DRAG HER BEHIND A SEMI TRUCK REAL! FUCKING! SLOW! UNTIL HER CRUSTY ORANGE FAKE TANNED SKIN SHREDS INTO THE ASPHALT AND DISAPPEARS.

So he said, okay.

*reasonably safe here to continue*

The Husband has been driving by and staring at Jack. Today, I shit you not, Jack called and asked The Husband to stop glaring at him all the time. Then asked him to agree that he Jack had never hurt Genea. The Husband told him at least 3 times that he IS hurting Genea, that what happens in our house is our business but she is suffering for this. Then Jack tried in a circular sort of way to get The Husband to say that Jack never hurt Genea in the past. The Husband just said, you and I both know what is in those medical records and you know what happened because you were there. Then things sort of fell apart, there was yelling, and Jack hung up after saying The Husband had anger management issues (snort!). RIGHT! WE BOTH DO!

Does that sounds to anyone else like I think it sounds? Like Skank is looking for an excuse to throw him out and has latched onto the child abuse record? Common skank-club ploy, to say she has to put her children first and their safety is her world (snort!), I've seen it pulled out for convenience dozens of times.

I'm hoping it's not long now......Maybe, just maybe, the whole thing will self-combust.

23 comments:

  1. Absolutely LOVE it! He's got a restraining order for child abuse, but says he didn't hurt a child? Is that like saying you smoked it but didn't inhale?

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  2. He sounds like a real winner. The skank does too. Poor kids. So sorry you have to deal with this. I like boring better.

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  3. Hm....middle of the night here, but BOY are you guys being mean? Maybe it is because my husband is looking for work, and can't get it WITHOUT a child abuse record...but.....

    It does sound like things are getting tense over there, and you aren't helping matters...but in this I have a hard time being too concerned since this idiot ought to have left the premises the moment he knew Genea might see him....or at the very least actually worn the disguise (didn't he say he was going to do that - which absolutely cracked me up.)

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  4. Hoping beyond hope that it will implode and he'll move far, far away. Maybe you'll get extra lucky and she'll move too.

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  5. I've found that if you leave certain people to their own devices (refusing to engage with them) for long enough, they self-destruct. Kudos to you for keeping your swears to yourself.

    And also for the septic tank scum-licker phrase. I'm going to add that one to my own reportoire.

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  6. Dude, you Crack.Me.UP.

    I think you are my long lost twin, separated at birth.

    Cannot WAIT to meet you in real life. Extra points for cussing creativity, btw.

    xoxo

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  7. OMG that was the most brillant cussing rant I have read in a long time, you rock!
    Perhaps Jack will self combust, maybe if you stare really hard it will happen.

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  8. "massive use of profanity"

    If there was some kind of point system, you are taking home the grand prize. LOL!

    Peace

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  9. I agree. That was the best swearing rant I've ever heard! And that is saying alot since my husband grew up in the hood, only one step up from the projects! He's come a long way from those days,but I've heard much in my time with him.

    Sorry, this is not about me, lol. I applaud your efforts and am proud of you! Keep up the effort.

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  10. Right, I was really hoping our pressure would drive him out but didn't want to have to wait for them to break up. Still waiting for either unfortunately. Corey, you could have the pleasure of glaring at them yourself, lol!

    I have always been gifted in the creative cursing department. Sadly this is not an employable skill. Sigh.

    Annie dear, I'm going to chalk up that comment to "middle of the night/things can read differently from how they are intended". Otherwise, it's upsetting.

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  11. I see him circling the drain and in his desperation wants you to claim he never hurt a child. He is either the dumbest dumbass ever or has been sharing the skanenho's drugs. I vote for both. Sit back and watch the show. It should be better than what's his name the show where they throw chairs and rip each other's fake hair off. (Brian dead RAD moment...)

    BTW - Can you teach me to curse like that cuz I missed out in that department. I seriously need help and you are a MASTER!

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  12. You know Oprah won't allow you to cuss like that when you're on her show.

    And this whole story is so O-worthy. ;>

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  13. So glad I stopped by your blog this morning. I found out that Mr. Ass is self-imploding, AND I've expanded my vocabulary exponentially. Fucktard. **snicker snicker**. Gotta find a way to use that one today.

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  14. Okay - I know what you said is real important, and I do follow your blog and care about your family - but GIRL, right now I am laughing SO hard over your very creative use of swears that I have no idea what your post was about: but I could quote you several colorful NEW swears I have learned... tee hee.

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  15. My favorite part was actually, "So he said, okay."

    (Hopefully he is on his way outta there.)

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  16. OK, maybe you could aim for the Maury show with this saga?

    Anyway, my fingers are crossed for a speedy demise to their cohabitation.

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  17. What do you mean creative swearing is not an employable skill? Who do you think writes the swearing into movies? And what about Richard Pryor?

    On a more serious note, don't let your anger cloud your good judgement. All of the children are important in this war. ... Did the judge who gave the restraining order know that he is living w/ 2 kids?

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  18. Ok...serious issue, but funny swear word post, non the less. I think she is looking for a way to kick him to the curb...I agree, it wont be long now. What a moron....both of them.

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  19. I'd love to, but I think Ope would not be interested in us. Besides I would rather use my Ope chance on something else.
    Not sure, but I think you have to be able to write more than just the profanities to write scripts!

    STS, rest assured no children are in serious danger. Our order against Jack says that his being across the street from us is emotional abuse to Genea. That's the way the orders are written on the form. We check off what applies best, and that was it. The judge said she can't prevent him from living there even if he was a sex offender (which I dont think he is). We can only work within the laws we have. To my knowledge he is not physically hurting anyone.

    I have to give credit for "Fucktard" to BaconIsMyLover.blogspot.com. The rest is all mine. I am particularly proud of Skank-en-ho", sort of like Frankenstein", LOL!

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  20. OK, so I loved the rant and the creative profanities but hate the reason for them.....as I sit at my kitchen table, looking out across the street, with my daughter doing homework by my side I can't IMAGINE how incredibly stressful this would be!!

    I am shooting some mental daggers.....

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  21. Do. Never want to upset Essie. I'd be more apt to get a prayer vigil going out in the front yard with everyone praying and gesturing in their direction. Since there seems to be a lot of true evil over there, that might really make them scatter...
    Just creative brainstorming.

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  22. You crack me up Essie! Personally I think you are doing the right thing - let the relationship blow up on its own. I bet they could move if they wanted to, they just know it's upsetting you, so why do them any favors? If he can't get a job, maybe he should have thought about that before this went to court, and he could have moved of his own accord.

    I know it's tough to wait, believe me, we've been dealing with our neighbors for 3 years, and it will be such a relief when they move out.

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  23. I love your cursing rant. I have a few people (my husband, ahem) who need to be ranted at? Wanna help me out?

    I hope this situation implodes and he goes away forever. I can't imagine how stressful this is for you guys.

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