Out driving, I sometimes hear fascinating conversations from the backseat. Mostly, I hear touching violations, or angry eye crimes being reported but today, I heard a good one.
Genea: I can't use this one, because it's bad. I don't know why but my friends at school said so.
Teena: How can it be bad?
G: I don't know. It doesn't make any sense to me but they all said so.
T: What makes it bad?
G: I don't know. My other fingers aren't bad, just this one.
Pause. I look in the back and there are middle fingers flapping in the breeze all over. Inquisitive eyes are checking out their collection of fingers.
T: I don't think that's true. Look at my pinky, is it bad?
G: No, just this one (waves it again)!
Me: Daddy, you want to take this one?