Filthy beasts

I mean seriously, do we live on a farm? Are we professional Dirt Acquisitionists? (Is there such a vocation? Cuz we're there!) This glamorous picture is, if you couldn't tell, my washer. Those are my kids whites in there, with a cup and a half of bleach!!!!!!!

DISGUSTINGNESS! VILE!



Is this crossing the line of privacy boundaries?

Could this make me look bad at some point later in life, like a pic of me at a kegger with no top on? Not that that could get out (JK).

So be it.

Next vile thing.
Okay, so I know this is bad. I did a bad thing and the Supermom Police are going to come and get me and will show NO mercy cuz I do not deserve any. It's a good thing I like the heat since that is how the temperature is going to be when I float on out of this life.

BAD MOMMY!

Teena pee'd on the floor in the girls bedroom. (I don't think I will ever escape pee, when the girls are done The Husband will start whizzing all over the house I am sure). Anyway, she pee'd on the floor. And someone, had left a bunch of her little papers on that same floor. That someone, is named Genea. And I tried to cover up what had happened, only 4-5 of maybe 25 papers were harmed. But Teena, Teena doesnt know when to shut up. Quite frankly, Teena has never met a person, place or thing that could not be improved with the sound of her voice. In her opinion. Anyway, I snuck the papers into the trash and out of sight. Teena makes a point of telling Genea what happened. Genea, being a great big sister, instantly commenced with the fake cry. Ahuh ahuh- aHUH aahhhhh my paaaaaaaaperssssssss.

Genea, I said, I said um, Genea?

*sniffle* what Mama? queries Genea.




DOESNT IT SUCK WHEN SOMEONE PEE'S ON YOUR STUFF?????

THAT REALLY TOTALLY JUST SUCKS DOESNT IT!!!!!!!!!!

*blank stare*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I do so love it when life lets you witness karma first hand.