No, okay, it is not on par with Mackenzie Philips telling yet another story verifying that her brain is totally lacking of an "off" switch. But for me, this is a big. I made brownies. Before anyone gets their panties in a bunch, you should know that Duncan Hines did most of the work. I added water and stirred. I don't have a brownie pan though so I make do with a pie plate from some clearance aisle somewhere. My cooking however, is not the
unbelievable thing here.
Exhibit A: Brownie pan on the counter with foil covering and protecting remaining brownies.
Exhibit B: Evidence I clearly should never have gotten married.
Seriously. Was this a suicidal gesture? Is the man responsible for this expecting to be killed?
This is how I live people. Its ugly but it is true.
No glamour. No glory. No brownies.
And one sick and puking kid, with one on the verge.
OMG! He did not just eat the last of the brownies? That is very nearly an unforgiveable sin. Shame on him!
ReplyDeleteShame, shame, shame! Doesn't he know that the baker gets the last brownie??
ReplyDeleteYou've got to hide things. That's all.
ReplyDeleteI could deal with the last brownie gone if he had at least washed the pan!
ReplyDeleteoh dear me you cooked, its a slippery slope soon your be cooking birthday cake. :)
ReplyDeleteShame, for shame.
ReplyDeleteSick kids..... *heavy sigh*
Sick isnt it. So far I have let him live because I need someone to take care of Genea while Teena is vomiting up the house.
ReplyDeleteHowever when Teena recovers.... all bets are off.
Oh dear Mother of God and all that is sacred! My hubby pulled a stunt like this once. I was 36 weeks preggo, had been on bedrest for two weeks and was one hair away from psychotic when he called and promised to bring me left-over brownies home from the office. Well, when he walked in that evening he sheepishly held up a plastic bag with only crumbs left. You have never seen a large pregnant woman move so fast! His saving grace was that he was just joking and had a plate of brownies hidden in his brief case. I still haven't forgiven him.....
ReplyDeleteYou should have eaten them all as soon as they came out of the oven. Otherwise, all bets are off. If I leave baked goods unattended in my house, I don't get any, so I have to plan on eating them right away.
ReplyDeleteHope the kids are alright.