Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Today's Twerk

Twerking my nerves today is this:

Where's the rest of it?
Was it stolen?
Is it in some CEO's garage?
I want the pizza that fit in that box dammit!
By my personal definition, which has no bearing on public perception, or anything else in the world except me, twerking my nerves is the equivalent of gluteal seizures. That is to say, super annoying and a little bizarre.


  1. That would, like, so totally twerk me off.

    1. It did! By the box size there should have been like, twice as much!

  2. I hear you on the missing pizza - especially since the part that you got looks yummy! But my biggest twerk (can I use it as a noun?) is with cereal boxes - why have them so big when the cereal only fills them up maybe half way? I just don't get it - make the boxes smaller or fill them up!


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